Saturday, February 12, 2011

A Call To Reduce Stress

Warning: This entry may contain some Sabahan Slang that some people might not understand. To those who don't understand, I pity you guys..... Hahaha!! =P


Tuut tuut....
tuut tuut...

(Somebody picked up the phone)

Adik: Ya? Apa ko mau??

Aku: Ui naaa....kejam juga ko... Aku call mau tanya khabar jak bah...

Adik: Ko mau cakap ngan mami?

Aku: Ngan ko pun boleh- (cut off)

(Sis gave the phone to mom, continued playing video games)

Mom: Yea?

Aku: Uhmm....Hai mak!

Mom: Ya3... Hai... (The tone of voice seems so uninterested in me....)

Aku: Mak!! Lusa aku exam!!

Mom: Oh.... (Suara macam distracted skit) Exam uda habis?

Aku: Uhm......(cis....) Lusa kami exam mak...

Mom: Oh, bah Good Luck.

(I can hear clicking sound in the background)

Aku: Mak, (trying to have a conversation) aku boleh makan uda sikit2 mak!

Mom: Oh....bukan ko memang makan jak kah kerja? (Ceh...)

Aku: Bukan bah... Kan masa aku balik hari tu aku kurang makan? Kadang2 tidak makan tu?

Mom: Iya ka?

Aku: A'ah... Sekarang aku boleh uda makan sikit2.

Mom: Oh... Baguslah....

Aku: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

And then I started blabbering about how life is now for me, how stressful I am (ya ka??), how I wanted to eat Ice Cream so much, blahblahblah. I did everything I could to have a conversation with her.. I was bored....

Tiba2...

Mom: Ko tau ka? (Sounds excited suddenly)

Aku: Apa? (Mood lifted)

Mom: Aku benci betul CityVille Dadi.... Banyak betul Neighbour dia... Senang jak ni mau level up.

Aku: . . . . . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ Mami mami.......


Moral of the story.
Don't call home when Mom and Dad are busy playing with games.
Call only at appropriate times..which is when?
They are playing with Facebook games 24/7!
Haiyaaaa~

Xpa la,
Mom! It was nice talking to you!!!
Kikiki!


2 comments:

Jard The Great said...

hahahahahahha... siot jaaaa.. hahahahhaa

mndg said...

I like your mami ! hahha