If Only I Could Wish For A Better Place

Don't anyone wishes that this place were better than it already are?

Don't you wish that there are no war?

That the world has achieved what the beauty pageant's people used to say "World Peace"?

Don't you wish for a better tomorrow?

Where there are always food on the table.

Where there are always water provided for our daily use.

Where there are children playing in the playground, outdoors like they used to ages ago and not get in harm's way?

Where kids act like kids and have fun like they usually do instead of growing up to fast?

Where children would always listen to what their parents tells them to do and never make them sad?

Where parents makes wonderful jobs nurturing, caring and educating their children that they grew up to be better people? Better leaders?

Where our leaders nowadays care for the people more than their own selves?

Where the leaders nowadays help his people like he helps himself and his family?

Where there are no corrupted people?

Where there are no crime or the crime rate has miraculously decreased?

Where the people would work hard to serve not only for themselves, but also for their religion, their race, their country. As the saying goes "Agama, Jiwa dan Bangsa."

Where people would help each other and not turn the blind eye for the needy?

Where the people would work together to solve problems?

Where freedom of speech is still FREEDOM?

Don't we all wish that life is so much easier?

Where all our problems would fly away easily and the need to face it is no longer viable.

Where things would go our way and not screw up every now and then?

Where help comes just in the nick of time to save our butt?

Well I do.

But sometimes when things get in our way,

we can't just wish it away.

And write it in a blog, hoping that it'll all come true.

We can only pray...and hope for the best.

Yes life is a pain in the butt sometimes.

And people just don't seem to get it.

And the world is stressing us out.

But that is part of what we have to face in our borrowed life here.

We cannot stop praying,

and hoping that everything would get better.

And not only pray.

We need to get in action too.

Do something.

Anything.

Rather than just watch the world crush into pieces from the walls and comfort of our own home.

Help.

Donate.

Get in action.

Live life to the fullest.

Who knows?

Maybe we ARE destined for greatness.

Pic from Google Images.

=]

What I Wrote For My English Essay

I like writing.

No, wait, let me rephrase that,

I like typing.

Typing won't make my hand cramp.

And o yea,

I like typing things I wanna type.

Not those exam thingy..

But since I'm a student,

I HAVE TOO.

Kay, this morning I had Writing Test.

Essay writing.

There were two topics to choose from,

I chose the new advances in technology made changes in method of transport and how they travel blah blah blah blah. Uhm... Dia minta benefits and disadvantages.

So, uhm.... this was what I wrote.

PLEASE DO NOT READ OF U ARE NOT YET READY TO READ A VERY VERY BAD WRITING OF MINE. NOT FORGETTING A REAAAALLLLLYYYY DULL AND BORING ONE!! IF U LOVE URSELF, DON'T READ.

U'VE BEEN WARNED.

The first wheel ever created by man was during the 650 A.D. The first wheel was of stones and it took man a long time before they figure out hot to exactly get that wheel and use it to provide man with the ability to travel. Modern advances has since done changes to the original idea of rock wheels. After rock, it was replaced by wood since it is lighter, and now we have wheels made up of rubber and metals. The wheels have changed, so does the transport method. Cars, planes, trains and a lot more to list but due to insufficient time ans space on this paper, I'll only list them up to this point only... Thus, it is an inevitable fact that these changes has its own pros and cons.

One of the benefits of having these new advances in technology is that now, man can travel all over the world in a short period of time. Back in those days, travelling from let's say Japan to Malaysia via water will take a few days if not weeks! But now via air, a more convenient way and not forgetting exceptionally cheaper using Airasia, it will only take a few hours! See how fast that is! We could be in two places in one time, not meaning it literally though but that's how fast we can go from one destination to another.

Other than that, the pros that we get is now it's even easier for people who are incapable of travelling via foot, in other means incapable of walking to travel just anywhere around the world! Wheelchair can only take them to places within reach, but using airplanes, ships, cars, they can go to Rome, Paris, Korea, just ANYWHERE! Modern technology has done great by helping people like them to go anywhere as they please and discover the world with their own eyes.

However, not everything is perfect. Eventhough new breakthroughs such as these has done great for us, they hace their own disadvantages too. Since it is easier for us to get from one place to another, people travel easier. Not only people though, but bacterias and viruses too! An example of such occurrences is the pandemic outbreak in 2009, the H1N1 virus, also known as Swine Flu. Started in China, the flu spreads in just a blink of an eye. First it was is China, then Korea, then Japan, Malaysia, America and so on! Soon it was affecting people from all over the world! How? Humans became the medium for these viruses to travel, and airplanes, ships, become human's, and that is how the pandemic starts.

To conclude, not every creation of man is perfect. We all can learn how to use it, but since we are gifted with the ability to think, we can use it as well as misuse it and abuse it. I'm glad though because man are evolving. Soon, even more and more invention will be brought forward to make our life easier! Next thing we know, someone somewhere might even have perfected the formula to travel through means of teleportation!

Yup. That was it.

I know it's bad.

I don't think U guys will really read it.

Haha~

I wasn't serious when I was writing this essay.

But, I wrote it anyway and gave it to the teacher.

Hahaha~

I was laughing the whole time I was writing....

Lalalala~~

The Turn Off

Ok, I'm bored.

I got nothing to do. It's morning. And I just woke up a tad bit too early. Hahaha~

So I'm gonna tell about what makes GIRLS run away from GUYS.

For me lah. I don't know about other GIRLS.

So here it is.

1. Smoke.

The number ONE thing I DON'T like if a guys smokes. Nuff said. Xmau cakap panjang2, nanti ada yang terasa.

2. Chewing With Mouth Open

Sorry guys, but there are some girls who found this to be rather disgusting and disturbing. Please close your mouth during chewing Ur food. We don't wanna know what's going on inside there. SERIOUSLY, WE DON'T.

If U are this cute, then nevermind.. ^^

3. Long Nails

What's the purpose of guys having long nails anyway? I don't get it. Girls I get lah because my mom said "Perempuan kuku panjang nda apa, sebab ini guna untuk protection juga... Tapi mami simpan sebab senang untuk menggaru."

I think I can tolerate if girls have long nails, but guys, PLEASE, clip it. PLEASE. I can't talk without staring at Ur nails. It's distracting. I feel like I wanna cut them myself. Not using nail-clippers, NO, I'll use PARANG. I'll cut Ur fingers too.

4. Long Hair

OMG WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING LONG HAIRS?! CUT! CUT!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE A MALE VERSION OF SUNSILK MODELS!! Afro can lah.... (hahahah)

5. Bad Breath

Uhm... This is the number ONE reason why I didn't choose Dentistry. I don't like the smell of people's breath sometimes. Yah..If U have bad breath, U'll do a good job torturing me. Nope, body smell is okay, not BAD BREATH. I'd die.

6. Wearing Slippers

Uhm. It's OK if Ur selipar has a COOL look. But kalau pakai yang buruk2 tu, macam selipar gipun ka, pastu nampak jari2 kaki with unclip toenails, and then nampak lagi segala rahsia2 yang ada di kaki ko tu, fungus pa infection pa semua, PLEASE LAH. COVER THEM!

It's torturing my eyes. If we talk, I won't look at U, I'll look at Ur feet. ThenI'll gag. Then I'll throw up right then and there. Meaning, I won't hesitate to show U what I ate for breakfast.

7. Popping Ur Pimples While Talking

EWEW!!!!! I HATE THIS ONE. Sorry, I know some of U guys do it involuntarily, but couldn't U guys just tahan please? Wait till U get to Ur room, get a mirror, and do it there. I don't wanna know how U pop it. I don't wanna see how big the white thingy that came out of there. I don't wanna see Ur face bleeding at certain spots. Please. I'm sorry. But I really prefer not seeing that.

Ok, I think that's all I can think of right now. Haha~

Being my so called OCD self, there are some things I can't tolerate.

And this one here I wrote based on my experience lah.

But in the end, all those can be topped by a guy's attitude.

How he really looks like from the inside.

And if the girl has fallen TRULY MADLY DEEPLY in love with him.

Haha~

Copy Paste title lagu Savage Garden kejap.

=P

*Pics credit to Google Image

I'm Letting It Out

Since my friend Dai recently updated her blog with her confession,

I thought "Oh that seems like a good idea to blog about!"

So, uhm...

Here it goes.

Her topic was about heart.

Or more specifically, L.O.V.E.

She and I had something more in common than we had ever known.

Yes, I agree that L.O.V.E. is not only joy and that kinky feeling U have in you stomach.

Or the butterflies U feel in Ur stomach when U lay eyes on him,

Or the made up disease or symptoms U start to have when he's around.

Not all Sweet and Cheery,

It brings pain too.

It hurts so much that at one point U feel like dying.

......

Ok, yang itu aku reka. Amik line dari movie. Haven't personally experienced it. I mean the feel-like-dying part. The hurt, YES, but not till the feel-like-dying part.

Uhm.. Ok I'm starting to write nonsense..

Back to being serious.

Uhm. I've been hurt.

Yea, that's true.

But at that time, I didn't know I was hurt.

Coz I had noooo idea what it meant being hurt.

Or being in love.

Or any of those kinds.

I only know the term CINTA MONYET.

Or LOVE MONKEY if di-direct tranlate-kan.

Monkey Love.

But I don't play Monkey Love.

I don't play monkey.

I play LIKE a monkey at times,

but not monkey love.

I'm more of a pemendam perasaan type.

I don't tell.

I won't tell.

I wait.

Wait and see.

And that was the part where it hurts.

It hurts when he said he likes (ok, aku guna perkataan LIKE je, malas nak guna LOVE, geli....) someone else.

Someone who in my eyes, perfect for him.

Maybe way too perfect.

But I think the most IDIOTIC thing I did,

was to help him get her.

Told him tips and all. (macamlah aku tahu sangat)

Listened to all his complains, how he misses her, how he LIKES her so much.

All that. That's what friends are for right?

So, uhmm....he didn't get the girl.

The girl had someone else.

He said his heart broke,

I was there for him too.

The point is (saja mau cut crita ni), I didn't know I had "feelings" for him until lately.

Notice the word HAD.

Past tense.

Hoho~~

I seriously don't know what this thing called L.O.V.E is.

All I know is that it's what makes people go crazy sometimes.

Loco~

Cuckoo~

Gila~

Dapat ku bayangkan makcik2 bagi lecture tentang cinta ni.

(Re-enactment through words)

Note that this conversation was in alien language. Humans like U guys would not understand. So I took the liberty in translating it to Human Language. I know, I'm AWESOME.

Scene: Dua EKOR makcik di pasar bercerita. Tiba2 ternampak sorang laki dan pompuan bermesra.

Makcik 1: Uit! Yang Piuk! (this means mak Piuk) Tinguk tu!! Ui naa~ Laki tu bah. Pigang sana pigang sini! Belum kahwin lagi uda gete'2. Ish3.. Ko tengok lah. Nda lama lagi tu pompuan tu bunting tu kalau macam tu. (Ya, memang kolot punya pemikiran)

Yang Piuk: Astaga lajiiim! Punya lah! Budak2 sekarang bah.. Nda tau malu ni!! Ish3... Nasib baik anak aku nda macam tu. Dorang ni sekarang nda tau malu uda bah. Pasang sini, pasang situ. Macam game pula dorang buat. Ish3... Macam lah kunun dorang mau cari Suami atau Isteri yang bagus gini?? Ish3... (geleng2 kepala)

Makcik 1: Tu lah! Zaman kita dulu lagi romantik kan? Lagi istimewa... Sekarang senang jak. Kalau mau kapel2 eh, main sms2 lah, guna internet lah. Moden uda.. Anak laki aku satu urang di rumah tu banyak kali minta duit mau kol girlpren dia. Bagus kalau dia yang kuar duit! Ni aku!

Makcik 2: (Makcik dari gerai sebelah yang kuat menyebok) Jadi kamu dulu macammna kamu kahwin??

Makcik 1: Kami dulu best. Guna surat cinta, malu malu lagi. Kalau mau kahwin, pinang jak terus!

Yang Piuk: Aku masih simpan lagi surat2 cinta dia bagi. Hahaha~ Masalahnya aku lupa uda mana aku letak....

OK, aku malas mau taip panjang2. Biarlah sampai sini jak aku tulis. Kemalasan ku memang sangat menguasai aku sekarang. Kalau mau sambungan, ko pegi jak tempat aku. Senang!

Ok, what was our topic just now?

O yea. L.O.V.E.

Yup, everyone wants them.

Everyone wants to grab hold of it.

Everyone wants to feel it.

EVERYONE.

Not excluding me.

But I know that that time will come for all of us.

It will come for us.

(macam menyeramkan pula line last tadi tu...)

Just wait for it.

If we are patient enough,

the L word would come, without us even finding it.

O, this is for girls lah.

Not for guys.

GUYS!

MAKE A MOVE!

SHE'S PROBABLY SHY AND WAITING FOR U GUYS TO....EXPLODE? Uhm..with feelings??

haha~

Ok2.. I seriously think if I keep on writing I'll be writing nonsense.

Exhibit A : The makcik's conversation.

But seriously, that's how the makcik I know talks.

Creepy....for the terasa ones..

Me?

HAHA~

Look!! Up in the sky!! A FLYING ICE CREAM!! YEAY~!!

Cat: Huh?? Where??

Why People Read My Blog

Warning. This entry is full of me being full of myself. And O yea a bunch of nonsense too. Please refrain Urself from reading my blog if U r not full of Urself either, and wish that U weren't me. Haha~

1. My blog is full of the nonsense people want to read about.

2. People are just so darn bored with their life.

3. People mostly don't have anything to do, so they happen to find the link to my blog in Facebook, so they decided to read it....and later ask themselves "WHY IN THE WORLD DID I CLICKED? WHY GOD, WHY??? AM I BEING PUNISHED??"

4. They fell in love with the author. . . (is it wrong for a girl to dream? =P)

5. Just for the purpose of stalking me. Darn U stalkers! First my facebook, then my twitter, and now my blog? O man ur creepy...

6. I didn't do anything about the stalkers. And most of the time I let myself get stalk. Bukan selalu kan kena stalk ni....Hua3

7. Because I'm awesome?

8. They are afraid about what I'll write about them. He.he.he........ =p

9. A virus attacked their laptops or PCs (or Macs?) that keeps on opening zeneria.blogspot.com. A very genius plan there Zen... He.he.he....

10. They are searching for a picture of me in my blog. Kan orang muda mudi sekarang suka letak gmbar diorang sendiri dalam blog? Hahaha~ Keep on looking guys... (Ok, perasan kejap...)

11. Because I'm Jard's sister? (darn U Jard!!)

12. Because I'm awesome...still?

13. They like to read my blog coz it's funny. (Seriously guys, is it FUNNY? That's a shocker there.... I think my dog can write funnier things than me..)

14. They pity me. No one reads my blog, so just because of the sake of being my friend, they check out my blog. Thanks guys... But, don't force Urself.... U don't have to read it if U don't want to.... Sob sob....Isk Isk.... (Terharu menangis menarik-tertarik hingus)

15. I like to list things out. Easier.

16. I like to put spaces in my sentences. Easier for people to read.

17. My blog is environmental friendly. No plants or animals were harm during the production of any of my blog entries. Just wasting electricity, Ur time, Ur sweat, and plus hurting Ur eyes reading my blog.

18. Because I'm SUPER AWESOME! Can't deny that one.

19. Because I'm a goddess sent from hell. (eh? mesti ni pengaruh anime.....ish3)

20. Ah! Malas dah nak fikir! Ok lah.. Untuk menyedapkan hati para jejaka (betulkah bahasa aku ni?) yang nak sangat tengok gambar aku, Khas untuk entri kali ini, I will post my picture in my blog. Enjoy~

Let's start with my baby picture.

Cute kan?

And this is how I look like now.

I'm Not That Nice`

Satu luahan hati dan minda dan keter'rajin'an tangan ak menaip. Beware! This is all full of nonsense! Don't read if U dun like reading nonsense!!!

U've been warned..

A friend of mine asked me one day.

Eca: Zen! Napa ko ni baik sangat?

Me: Aku? Baik? Hahaha! Bila masa pulak?

Eca: Ye lah, ko selalu tolong aku, and bila aku datang bilik ko culik laptop ko, ko tak pernah nak marah.. Eh...ya....ko pandai marah orang tak??

Me: Marah? Ofkos lah pandai sayang oi.

Eca: Aku tak pernah nampak ko marah....Zen, napa ko ni baik sangat ye?

Haish.....Am I that nice? I don't think so...

Tetiba teringat lak semula memori Form 1. Zaman masih lagi main bubut-bubut (kejar2) ngan kawan, zaman bertanding beg siapa lagi cantik, zaman jahil2 lagi selalu bergusti ngan kazen2 laki gue pastu selalu aku selalu menang...ah....good times.....

Tapi masa tu, soalan yang sama (not really the same lah) ditujukan kepadaku oleh seorang kawan yang aku kenal sejak Darjah 6 sekolah rendah.

Let's just call her Z.

Z: Zen....kalau aku tanya ko ni, jangan marah ah?

Zen: (tengah menconteng buku teks kawan) Tanya jak lah...

Z: Uhm........

Zen: Cakap jak..

Z: Uhm....KO ni lesbian ka?

Zen: .................................

Seentap!

Aku yang time tu tengah lukis kaki manusia tiba2 terlukis kaki ayam yang macam chopstik.

Terkejut!

Zen: Huh?????!

Z: Ya lah bah. Ko terlalu baik bah ngan kami. (Kami is referring to my girl friends lah)

Zen: Ha? (masih terkejut)

Z: Jadi ko lesbian ka ni tidak??

Zen: Lesbian? Aku? Hahaha! Tidak lah! Aku suka ngan laki ok.....Ish3....

Z: Fiuh....nasib baik... Lain kali jangan baik betul bah...nanti aku salah faham....

Zen: . . . . . . . .

Seriously that was the one question that I remembered till this day.....

Sorry Z, but I was really shocked..

Haha~

But seriously, am I.......(gulp)...nice??

I don't think so oh.....

I can be evil at times..

Haha!

These are a list of things that shows I'm actually evil.

1. I spit....in the washroom...so that people will step on it! Kejam kan? Haha

2. I can use my EVIL and BRILLIANT mind to make people suffer........it's just that I don't want to show it yet... Nanti lah.. When the time comes.. He.he.he...

3. I laugh at people who fell! Haha!! U fell to the ground! U funny! Haha! Haha! (this is a total fabrication...I don't laugh.....kan Tini?? KFC??)

4. I laugh at people a lot. Regardless of what they look like, what they wear, their...uhm...gender and such. I laugh at the least probable cause. I laugh even when there's nothing to laugh at, so that people will start asking why I laugh. Then I'd laugh again seeing how much they wanted to know why I laugh, it's torture to some of them. Haha~!!

5. Sometimes I pretend I'm sleeping (usually in the cars lah, but most of the time I WAS SLEEPING) and starts listening to secrets that some people would only share when I'm not around. Sometimes they would also talk about people they think I don't know. Hahaha~ Peeps, I KNOW UR SECRETS.. ^^

6. I'm a hypocrite. I know that. People say that to me also. But...I have one question. What in the world is a H.Y.PO.C.R.I.T.E.???

7. I'm sadistic.

8. I'm pessimistic.......to people.

9. I'm realistic. (eh, ni pun kategori evil meh????)

10. I pretend I like something when I actually don't. Like someone's cooking.. If it tasted...uhm...not that good, I'd pretend I like it, and force it down my throat like I did when eating Oat Crackers my mom forced me to eat with my brother when I was a kid... Hahah.. Those were the days....After I couldn't force it down anymore, my brother told me to throw it out the window. Sorry mom! I love U! Just not the Oat.

11. I got into a fight once, I choked my opponent until she turned a bit blue, then I let go. Kejam kan?? hahahaha~~~ (this actually was only in my imagination.....I wanted to do that so much I kept on repeating the evil things I'm gonna do to her over and over again..haha)

12. I hid MILOs back when I was a kid so that I can eat it alone, and my brother and little sisters won't get their hands on it. Hahaha tamak kan?? miahaha

13. I'd secretly read my sister's diary in her room.... Sometimes I read it with my brother.... Then we both laughed at the contents. MIAHAHAHA~ Well, she was very emotional at those times........

14. The contents of her diary were sometimes the topic of my conversations with my brother.

15. When she stopped writing diaries, or she started hiding them well enough, my brother and I started a new hobby. Making her life miserable! As she did ours.. But, well, we kinda lost in that battle. She'd always win.............coz she's older. Darn it!

16. Sometimes I tell people I don't have money, when I actually do, it's just that I don't wanna use it. But when I say I don't have money, it actually means I'm saving money. Haha~ Sometimes people would start spending me stuffs when I said those lines. Feel a tad of guilt there, that's why sometimes I run away. Hahahaha~

Uhm... I ran out of ideas.........Hmm...

Ok, honestly, I can't think of any BRIGHT EVIL DOINGS I did in the past years. All I did was....sorry to say....SAFE. Good. Hahaha~ Perasan lah tu.. Kikiki!

But I'm not good kay?

I'm eeeeviiiiLLLLLL~~~

Hail to my EVILNESS! A book yet to be written.....

Hmm..... Am I good? Or am I evil?????

A Call To Reduce Stress

Warning: This entry may contain some Sabahan Slang that some people might not understand. To those who don't understand, I pity you guys..... Hahaha!! =P

Tuut tuut....

tuut tuut...

(Somebody picked up the phone)

Adik: Ya? Apa ko mau??

Aku: Ui naaa....kejam juga ko... Aku call mau tanya khabar jak bah...

Adik: Ko mau cakap ngan mami?

Aku: Ngan ko pun boleh- (cut off)

(Sis gave the phone to mom, continued playing video games)

Mom: Yea?

Aku: Uhmm....Hai mak!

Mom: Ya3... Hai... (The tone of voice seems so uninterested in me....)

Aku: Mak!! Lusa aku exam!!

Mom: Oh.... (Suara macam distracted skit) Exam uda habis?

Aku: Uhm......(cis....) Lusa kami exam mak...

Mom: Oh, bah Good Luck.

(I can hear clicking sound in the background)

Aku: Mak, (trying to have a conversation) aku boleh makan uda sikit2 mak!

Mom: Oh....bukan ko memang makan jak kah kerja? (Ceh...)

Aku: Bukan bah... Kan masa aku balik hari tu aku kurang makan? Kadang2 tidak makan tu?

Mom: Iya ka?

Aku: A'ah... Sekarang aku boleh uda makan sikit2.

Mom: Oh... Baguslah....

Aku: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

And then I started blabbering about how life is now for me, how stressful I am (ya ka??), how I wanted to eat Ice Cream so much, blahblahblah. I did everything I could to have a conversation with her.. I was bored....

Tiba2...

Mom: Ko tau ka? (Sounds excited suddenly)

Aku: Apa? (Mood lifted)

Mom: Aku benci betul CityVille Dadi.... Banyak betul Neighbour dia... Senang jak ni mau level up.

Aku: . . . . . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ Mami mami.......

Moral of the story.

Don't call home when Mom and Dad are busy playing with games.

Call only at appropriate times..which is when?

They are playing with Facebook games 24/7!

Haiyaaaa~

Xpa la,

Mom! It was nice talking to you!!!

Kikiki!

Why Eating Is No Longer My Top Priority

1. I need to save money.

2. I can't eat that much anymore. My stomach seems to be rejecting the food. (This might be a good thing for me.... Diet3..LOL)

3. I don't think that food are that much fun anymore. I got bored.....Except for ice creams...and milk....and Corn Flakes...and chocolates....and biscuits......and the list goes on....

4. I find that my notes are much more interesting and fun to chew on.

5. If I get hungry, I can always eat my laptop.

6. My stomach plays the most beautiful songs in the world when the hydrochloric acid are rupturing the wall of my mucosal layer. Lagu NegaraKu, Seiring dan Sejalan, Sabah Tanah AirKu, dan banyak lagi...

7. I found better things to do during lunch.....SLEEP.

8. A bird told me that Carbohydrate makes me fat. 0.o

9. I exercise..... (Bwahaha~ Ketara menipu..)

10. I pity those kids in Africa who died of hunger. To show my sympathy towards them, I refrain from eating... (Except from ice creams, chocolates, cornflakes, blahblahblah)

11. Diet. (Ya lah tu Zen.....)

12. I think that the makcik who prepares food here at the cafe has been planning to poison me for a very long time now. She wants me dead....coz she's jealous of my teddy bear. I'M NOT GIVING IT AWAY U *******!! Ehem3......

13. I'm trying to save Spongebob and his friends. How? Well, do you know, everytime you eat, you produce waste in the room water (Direct translation: bilik air), and the waste goes down the drain? Well, what you don't know is that after the drain, it will go to the sea. And........ who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Lagu tema bermula...)

Spongebob Squarepants!

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!

Spongebob Squarepants!

(tiba2 nyanyi lagu Spongebob)

Ok, back to saving Spongebob. If there are a lot of waste in the sea, will Spongebob be able to live with all that....unnecessary "chocolate"? No!

So, I eat less, so less waste, which results in happy kids watching Spongebob still alive on TV!! Yeay!!

14. Uhm...... I dunno... I guess I just wanna be skinny and sexy like her.

Cantik kan? XD

Pic credit to Google Image.

I Don't Have OCD

OCD.

A.K.A Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

I don't have it.

Nope.

I'm not obsessive.

So what if I tend to arrange my money accordingly?

The ones with a larger value at the back, while the ones with a smaller value in front?

So what if I like to arrange my money with the heads on one side and unfolded the crumpled ones?

It's neater that way.

So what if I can't stand seeing that some pens are not closed properly?

I know it's kinda annoying if I suddenly shout to my friends to put the cap on that pen back on.

But it irritates me sometimes.

So what if I can't stand seeing odd numbers especially when turning up the volume of my mp4? (which is now missing...huhu)

I don't like to turn it up to odd numbers, 3, 5, 7 and such.

I like to add a little bit just to make it even.

So what if I don't like the wires of my laptops, chargers, printers to get all tangled up?

So what if I tie it neatly using some rubber bands I stole from the Cafe?

I like them neat okay?

So what if I don't like it if people touch my stuffs and not handling it the way I want it?

I like the way I live,

it's who I am.

So what if I write in my blog with perfect sentences?

And minding my grammar and also my lower cases and upper cases.

It's neat kay?

So what if I don't like it if I see some people having some grammar mistakes in their writing or their speeches.

I'm just correcting something that needs correcting.

^^V

So what?

So what???

It doesn't mean that I have OCD.

If that is what they call OCD,

then they haven't met my brother.

And I'm Feeling....GOOOOOOODD~~~

Curi sedikit dari lagu Michael Buble Feeling Good.

Hoho~

Yesterday went to 1Borneo with some of my friends.

Ok,

I know what you're thinking.

"Berjalan je budak ni, exam dah dekat!"

"Tak study ke???"

Haha.

Bukan selalu BAH.

K,

The first party, which comprises of 4 people went to KK with my dad.

We got there at my Fa's workplace at about 8.15am.

My tummy was starting to deny the presence of the Milo that I had this morning.

And I need to get REAL food in there.

Luckily my dad brought us to go eat breakfast.

Dad, it's like you had read my mind.

MWAHAHAHA~

Later, we united with the second party, which comprises of only one person.

Hmm....so do we still call it a party?

Ah, biar lah.

Now we are 5.

Cukup2 ahli buat Power Rangers.

Makan Mcflurry di Karamunsing,

And then we went by foot to uhm......hmm....where?

I don't know...

Kawan bawa,

aku ikut je.

X amik tahu pun.

Hahahah~

Singgah Centre Point,

Just went there a few days ago with my family.

Lost a couple of hundreds that day,

Good times,

good times.....

Later,

kami pegi naik shuttle bas pegi 1B.

It's free.

Nasib baik.

Hahaha~

We waited an hour before we get to ride the bus with some tourist.

Tourist comes first ah..

Locals,

well.....comes second.

Ok,

dalam bas tu aku tertidur.

Almost to the point where I don't give a hoot to the surroundings,

and just sleep, sleep, sleep.

Hua3~

Arrived at 1Borneo.

Makan gula2,

jalan2,

talk2,

duduk2,

gambar2,

kna marah2,

arnab2,

coklat2,

and last but not least,

GAME2.

HAHAHAH~

Bangganya aku dapat mengalahkan 1 orang kawan aku ni!!!

MWAHAHAHA~

Dia kalahkan aku dalam game main drum,

I said the reason i lost was because I'm still new.

(kaver2)

Pastu, dia bawa main 1 game ntah apa namanya tu.

I don't know how to play,

but after a few seconds of playing,

I scored a goal.

Ok~

I now know how to play!

And I LOVE it!!!!!!

The final score was 8-3.

I scored an 8.

Yihaaaaa~!!

And that's about it.

Haih Zen,

Now you don't have anymore reason to not study.

Study Zen. Study.

Your PA wants to meet you after the holidays.

You don't want to feel guilty meeting her right?

So, study Zen study...

9 Years

9 years doesn't seem so bad...

What 9 years?

What am I talking about?

Well,

5 years of studying (hopefully!),

4 years of being HO and MO.

Which then equals to 9 sucky years.

But I think it's all gonna be worth it.

9 years huh..

Oh well~

Better this than not doing anything at all right?

Haha!

p/s: Today's hospital attachment wasn't that much fun as I thought it would be.. Huhu

Pics credit to Google Images

Just 53 Hours Left

Hoho.. 53 hours left till I meet my family back at Sabah.

I missed them?

Is it?

I don't know.

Maybe la kot.

What makes me excited to want to go home?

1. Jumpa parents.
Mak ayahku dah menunggu anak kesayangan diorang (ehem2....aku lah tu..) sampai ke rumah dengan selamat dan "sihat" walafiat.

2. Jumpa ngan adik2 pompuan aku yang x sabar mau kosongkan dompet aku...

Haish...Adik2 ku sekalian, ni duit kerajaan, bukan duit aku.....

3. Adik aku Beb nak minta ajar dalam banyak benda. Biasa lah kan, baru je menjejak masuk alam SPM. (She's in Form 4 now. Still got lots to learn...)

Hu~ Gotta get my Teaching Mask ready for that...

4. My dog.


No, scratch that. OUR dog. My family dog. KOPITIAM! Hua3~

My mom said she (or is it a he?) is getting fatter. Thanks to my dad's undivided love to only Kopitiam and another favourite of his, a cat which I forgot its name. Haha~! Yang dua ekor tu je ayah aku suka bagi makan, yang lain.....hampeh~

5. MANGO!!!!! HUA3!!

6. Friends Reunion! Jumpa ngan beberapa kawan. Hmm.....But still not sure whether it'll happen or not. Got my fingers crossed!

7. Last but not least, just the feeling of home. That's all I need now. Hoho~

Ehem3. I also want to play the PS2... Hua3!

Hahaha~

Ok lah ok lah..

Back to reality Zen.

Siapkan SGD!!

Siapa suruh tertidur atas meja semalam!!!!!

HUA3!

Lupa lak.

Pics credit to Google Images.

The Tragic Story of Teddy and His Friends

Once upon a time,

a few years ago,

A little girl from a small town was about to have her 13th birthday.

Her name was Annie.

She had a beautiful and loving family,

but she felt that it would not be complete without her sister.

Her beloved sister was away at a faraway land,

And could not attend her birthday party.

She was sad.

However,

On the day of her birthday,

Annie received a package.

A big one.

She looked at the sender's address,

and was excited to know that it came from her sister!

She opened it vigorously,

and found out that the content was a cute brown teddy bear.

She hugged it instantly,

And was really happy!

She thought that she was at the age where teddies would seem to be immature,

but she didn't care.

It was cute,

It's a gift,

And it's for her!

She couldn't care less!

She named the teddy bear, Teddy.

*ketawa terbahak2 dalam hati kejap....*

She brought it to sleep with her every night,

until to the point where she couldn't sleep without it.

She loved it so much as it was her first teddy bear.

She promised Teddy that she would never leave him.

And that she will always love him more than anything.

One day,

Momma Annie was cleaning up Annie's room.

While she was cleaning,

she came across a foul smell.

She looked around,

and found out that it came from Teddy.

"This thing got to go and get a bath. It STINKS!!" She exclaimed in disgust.

She immediately took Teddy to the washing machine, and put it in.

Washed, Spinned, Rinsed, Dried.

Then Momma Annie put it back on Annie's bed,

and pretended as if nothing happened.

After Annie came back from school that evening,

She ran to her bedroom.

Hugged her teddy bear usual,

but noticed something was odd.

She sniffed, and sniffed, and sniffed.

She made a face...

"Teddy? Is this U? U....smell.........NICE~!"

And then Momma Annie came in,

trying to show Annie that she did a good job.

To look at her happy face that Teddy no longer smells.

But, to her surprise,

Annie was far from happy.

She was crying.

"Momma!!! Teddy smells nice!!!!!!!" Sobbed Annie.

"Yes, why? Is it a bad thing?" Momma Annie replied, confused.

"OF COURSE IT IS!!! SOB...SOB....I WANT IT TO SMELL LIKE ME!! NOW IT'S NOT!!! UWAAAA~!!" screamed Annie.

And that was the end of Teddy's life with Annie.

She kept him in her wardrobe,

and Teddy has not seen light since....

Then, for Annie's 14th birthday,

Momma Annie gave her another plush toy.

A Mashimaro toy.

A BIG one.

Really big.

She named it, MASHIMARO.

*Achuuuu~*

She loved it so.

However it was too big that she could not bring it to sleep.

Instead, she only put it in her room.

One day,

her family made a party at her house,

celebrating her sister's return.

She wanted to show her sister of her enormous Mashimaro.

She brought her Mashimaro outside,

and left it at the living room.

And then she went in search of her beloved sister.

After searching high and low,

no luck.

Her sister was too busy for her.

So she came back to her Mashimaro to put it back in her room.

When she got to Mashimaro,

She went STARK RAVING MAD!

A group of 3-6 year olds were riding on it like it was some kind of horse.

Some kids were biting it, and some were pulling on its ears.

She wanted to KILL ALL OF THE KIDS,

but since there were too many witness,

she approach the kids gently,

and told them off with no luck.

She smiled,

and then she whispered something to their ears one by one.

And after she was finished with one,

That kid would run as fast as he/she can,

and some would even cry.

The point is,

they all left.

Leaving the injured, torn up Mashimaro behind.

Annie broken heartedly took it to her room.

And left it in her wardrobe,

next to her long time friend, Teddy.

That was the last night Mashimaro was a toy.

The next day,

Annie came back home from school to find out that Momma Annie has made new pillows.

They were soft!

And comfortable!

Momma Annie gave one pillow to her,

and kept the biggest pillow all to herself.

"Momma, where did you get all the materials for these soft pillows?" asked curious Annie.

"Well, where else? Mashimaro of course!" Momma answered without any hint of guilt.

And that was how Annie found out that she will never see Mashimaro again....

A few years later,

When Annie was 19,

She received another Teddy Bear.

She named it,

Ted.

*Hahahaha*

How long will this friendship last??????

HAHAHA let's wait and see....

^^V

Acclamation: This story is only half true. Some of it were made up, while some of it are real. Which one is real? Which one is fake? Well, the beloved sister part was just made up. She's not that beloved... Hahaha sorry Jared!!! Miahahaha~

O ya, I kinda suck at writing,

so faham2 je lah....

Ni karangan budak2.

*Pic credit to Google Images*

What Is In The Name

Ada gak kawan2 aku yang tegur aku dulu.

Apasal x panggil kakak aku tu dengan gelaran "Kak",

instead I call her Jarah.

Sometimes Jared.

Sometimes Jard.

And why I don't call my brother's "Abang",

instead I call them with their names.

Jas and Juri.

Why??

I'm not used to it.

Ever since I was little,

I would always call them with their names.

I did try to call them "Kak" or "Abang" once,

but it got weird so I stopped.

Only when I try to be annoying then I'd call them like that.

Haha

Ok,

Aku teringat pla gelaran mak ayah aku..

My mom and dad each has a different nicknames for each other.

I never noticed it before,

but now I think it's cute.

^^V

What are their nicknames for eachother?

Nope,

not the Sayang2 names.

Nope, not those.

Those are waaaay to cheesy for my parents..

I never heard those words coming out of any of them before.

If it did,

my brain wouldn't accept it.

It's just to creepy for my taking.

Hoho~

My mom calls my dad,

"Geng!"

or sometimes,

"Daddy!"

"Dude!"

Hehehe.... Agak rockers sedikit di situ......

My dad pla panggil mak aku,

"Mami",

"Mom".

Hmm......rasanya itu je...

Hahaha...

Lama dah x balik rumah,

x ingat sangat..

Hoho~

Rsanya kalau aku kahwin pun,

UHUK3!

IF I get married lah,

I would call him...

uhm.......

any type of food lah...

Hahaha~

Icecream ka....

Choco....

Vanilla....

Biskut....

Ugh.....lama dah x makan aiskrim.......

27 hours since my last icecream....

Gotta get one tomorrow!!!

Hu!!!

Eh,

terpesong lagi!

Hahaha

Panggil,

Boyot ka....

Toyol ka..............

Hmm...

Ntahlah.....

Tengoklah mood nanti macammana.

Hoho~

O ya....

Some of my friends also gave me some nicknames.....

Plenty,

but the one that I really hated AT FIRST but later got used to it was,

"NEK"....

Which means Grandma.

Haish.....

I'm not old lah...

My friend and I are of the same age,

But she said she calls me that because I tend to be forgetful at times.

True true...

She said I'm close to being NYANYUK sometimes.

Darn her....

Xpa.......

Hu....