What Have I Turn Into?

If U guys could find some of my earliest entries...
U'd find that I use to write about things not-so-related to my everyday life.


Because at first my intention to start a blog was to tell people what I think about things and such.
But lately..
It has becoming boring...
About my boring life...
Haih..


Where has that passion for writing gone to?

Perempuan Yang Aku Rasa Hot

I'm not a lesbo. I'm straight. Ni pendapat aku jak lah. From a woman's point of view. Lalala~

1. Hana Tajima Simpson

Apasal dia nombor satu? Apasal nama dia pelik? Diam. Aku tidak susun ikut rating. Aku main hentam letak jak. Haha.

Siapa?  Baca ni. Malas mau tulis panjang-panjang. 


Kenapa? Suka tengok. Muka suci-suci gitu. Comel. Ada muka orang Jepun, muka orang British..(She's mix Japanese + British) Pastu ada muka macam kawan aku.... Sangat-sangat serupa! Hmm... sikit ja lah.... 
Pastu dia muslim. And dia suka berfesyen. Dan tak tutup aurat dengan betul........................ Tapi dia Muslim. And aku suka tengok dia. Cukup lah alasan tu. Ngehehehe~~


Uhm.. Ya.. Hmm.. Dia menjadi ikon fesyen di Malaysia. Kalau berjalan-jalan di bandar tu nampak lah ramai pengikut Cik Hana Tajima ni. Semua ikut style dia. Tudung selit sana, selit situ, selit ke belakang, ke depan, ke tengah (eh?). 

Adakah aku akan ikut fesyen bertudung macam dia ni?


NOPE. Kenapa?
Aku malas. Dahlah malas urus tudung, ni pula banyak kerja nak buat. Lagipun aku tak pandai pakai tudung camneh. And aku akan nampak pelik. Mwahaha~

2. Emma Watson

Siapa kata dia tidak hot? Aku tampar kang. 


Siapa? Siapa tidak kenal Emma Watson? The girl we watched grew up in front of our very eyes (metaphorically speaking).  The girl who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series. Alah. Yang muggle tu. Yang pandai gila tu. Masih tidak kenal? Ceh. Blah lah lu. *frust

Kenapa? Aku suka dia sebab dia tidaklah banyak betul skandal dan buat hal semua benda tu. Terjaga orang dia. (ya ka? Bukan ada keluar gambar bogel dia di internet ka?) 
Ehem. Walaupun dia pandai berlakon dan banyak buat duit, tapi dia tidak sia-siakan pelajaran dia. Bukan macam beberapa artis di sana tu. As long as the money keeps coming, there's no need to study. 

3. Norah Jones
Siapa? Penyanyi Jazz yang paling aku suka dengar. 
Mak aku kata (aku malas rujuk Wikipedia.) Norah Jones ni mix Indian ngan American. Bapa dia suka menyanyi dan buat muzik, jadi dia pun ikut lah macam bapa dia. Mwahahaha

Kenapa? A calm and soothing voice of hers makes me sleep feel better each and every time I hear her sing. Lagu dia pun best-best. Pastu cantik lagi orang dia. And lagi satu, orang ni bukan jenis suka heboh-hebohkan diri dia. Always remain in the dark. Macam aku. *perasan

4. Hailey Williams
Siapa? Lead vocalist dalam Paramore. Suara power. Rambut merah. Nuff said baca jak ni. 

Kenapa? Suara dia best. Rock. And she does not care about the Hype. She does her own things. Ok lah kan? 

5. Amy lee
Siapa? Lead vocalist Evanescence. Tak kenal? Baca ni. (Kemalasan melanda.......)

Kenapa? Sama seperti Hayley Williams, suara Amy Lee pun mantap! Beza dia Hayley suara rock, Amy Lee pula macam....Soul sikit...Dark sikit....metal sikit.... Entah aku pun taktau beza kan suara based on genre ni. Main hentam ja. Yang aku tau suara dorang bukan calang-calang suara. Ce dengar sendiri. Bezakan. :)

6. Demi Lovato
Siapa? Perempuan yang feymes dengan Jonas Brothers yang tiba-tiba kurang popular tu. Pelakon utama Camp Rock. Penyanyi yang sangat-sangat.....best suara. She just got out of Rehab not for drugs addiction, but because of some weight issues if I'm not mistaken. 

Kenapa? Again. Walaupun gambar tak senonoh dia pernah di upload ke internet, but I'm sure she was just playing around with her friends-who-can't-seem-to-keep-some-private-photos-to-themselves and she was just being playful. Perempuan. Biasalah. She made that ONE mistake. Overall she's ok. She's nice. At least she doesn't wear revealing clothes and starts writing songs about not being able to be tamed what not. *referring to Miley. Ehem2..

7. Oh Land
Siapa? The coolest woman I've ever met. (Metaphorically speaking okeh) Baca ni dari Wikipedia yang tidak banyak info. Baca ni untuk info lagi mendalam. (I don't like my Bahasa Melayu writing........it's weird....)

Kenapa? She sings GREAT, she writes MARVELOUS songs, and she dances LIKE NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN STOP HER. Haha. Aku mula tertarik (I'm no lesbo) dengan dia bila first-first tengok video ni. Pelik semacam ja tarian dia. Tapi menarik. Kan? Kan? Kan?
Lagi satu. She doesn't care about the hype. She does her own thing jugak. Pastu setakat ni aku tak pernah dengar apa-apa skandal or kontroversi ala-ala Britney gitu. 

8. Camille Belle
Siapa? Pernah tengok 10,000 BC? When A Stranger Calls? She's an actress. And yea she does em acting that good. Who would ever thought prehistoric people would look that beautiful and worth looking at. Lalala~

Kenapa? Dia comel. Aku suka. Lagipun my taste for women is almost the same as my brother. Weird? I think not. (I'm STILL no lesbo)


9. Nicki Minaj
Siapa? Perempuan berbadan kecik tapi besar (if U know what I mean) yang gila macam Lady Gaga jugak. Bezanya Nicki Minaj ni comel and Lady Gaga is just....plain freaky.. U guys might know her as the black girl (am I being racist? =(   ) that has pink hair. Yes, PINK hair.

Kenapa? Aku suka suara dia dan dengar lagu dia. (Tapi aku geli tengok music video dia....)

Dengar jak.. Xyah cari music video dia... tambah dosa lak nanti bulan Ramadhan ni. =p

10. Clara C
Siapa? An Asian (Korean to be exact) Youtube sensation yang semakin popular sebab bijak mengendalikan alat-alat muzik dengan berjayanya. (Hahaha bahasa melayu FAIL)

Kenapa? A true musician. Comel. Ok dia pandai main alat-alat muzik. Piano, violin, xylophone, gitar, drum, semuanya!
Pastu dia pandai buat cover lagu artis-artis lain tapi bukan macam lagu original. Faham ka?
And she's no poser. 

11. Jocelyn Wildenstein (hehe...)
Siapa? Perempuan paling feymes sebab muka dia sampai diberi gelaran 'Bride of Frankenstein'. 

Kenapa? Aku rasa dia ni sebenarnya sangat-sangat in love dengan hubby dia. Sanggup go under the knife sebab takut suami dia lari dengan betina perempuan lain. Tapi dia silap konsep sebenarnya. Dia ubah muka pulak. Bukan ubah perangai ka apa. 
But I salute her willingness to change for the man she loves. Walaupun perbuatan tu agak kurang bijak................but still. 


Baca ni. 




Ok! Done! 


Picture credits to Google Images. Vids, well, Youtube of course! 

Let's Do Good This Ramadhan!

Assalamualaikum readers.

How was Ur iftar meal last night?
I bet the dishes were plenty right?

I bet the whole dining table must be full with lots of foods.
Sate, Rojak, Nasi Briyani, Ayam Madu Bakar, Ikan bakar, Ayam kepsi, Nasi Kerabu (sob sob),
If not, at least there must be foods on the table right?

Right after Athan,
It's not out of the norm to indulge Urself into all of those making a very-very full if not BLOATED stomach that sometimes people tend to procastinate especially for Maghrib prayers.
I know.
I've been there.

Then sometimes,
after we are full,
there must be some left-overs right?
What do U guys actually do with the left-overs?
Eat it later?
Eat it for Suhoor?

Or just put it in the Freezer hoping U'll remember to heat it up during Suhoor but later forget its existence....

Sayangnya...

Ehem.
Get to the point Zen.

Well, how would U like to do some good this Ramadhan?
Let's feed the fasting in some of the world's poorest countries!
I mean,
we don't have to go all the way there,
just simply DONATE!

Kesian kan saudara-saudara kita di sana tak makan macam kita.
Kita setiap hari ada ja makanan..
Diorang pulak berbuka pun belum tentu ada sebutir nasi pun di atas pinggan..

So, what are U waiting for?~!


Donate online here.

I love Paypal. =]

A Justin Bieber-like Voice, A Cramped Hand and Loony Smile Day

Assalamualaikum guys. (Its the Ramadhan. Sekali sekala. ;p)

I woke up today having a really REALLY sore throat.

I thought I had recovered from it yesterday but I was soo wrong.

Swallowing my spit was difficult.

But I managed though.

I even sang out loud to the songs in Youtube.

Did you guys know they have karaoke version of any of the songs you like there?

Cool huh?

In the end, 

I sound like Justin Bieber going to puberty....In a not-so-awesome way.

Even my mom claims that I have a sexy voice right now.

O yea mom. It takes one to know one. *wink wink

To spend my hectic day of nothingness,

I started drawing again.

I'm not much of an artist in these field,

but I kinda wanted to just, D.R.A.W.

Anything.

First I would scribble on things...

Then my drawing started to take their form..

From dust to trash to foods to animals then to faeces faces.

Then I started searching in the Net for some 'inspirations'.

Please tilt your head to the right to view. Click for a larger image.

I don't know why it's rotated clockwise....

I don't know how to fix it.

I still don't like drawing the whole figure.....

I also smiled like a lunatic all day today.

Darn lips.

Aku Menggila Keranamu

Another useless rant. 

Darn.

Once I start,

It's soo hard to stop.

I can't stop..

I feel like I wanna do it again and again and again.

This is all Ur fault Beb!!

(Beb is actually my little sister. That's what we call her.. ngeheheeh)

Kenapa lah kau paksa aku buat Chocolate Chips Cookies hari tu?

Now I'm thinking of making more~

I wanna make crepes..

I wanna make brownies..

I wanna make scones..

Pancakes...

Waffles..

Muffins..

Cupcakes...

All those things!

Argh!!

Takpa...takpa...

Aku buat, aku tak makan juga.

Ada pelanggan setia aku yang makan..

Adik-adik aku.

Miahahaha~

Takpa lah. Yang penting aku happy!!

Dan makanan habes. Hoho~

*Dalam mood mau buat cupcakes ngan pizza ari ni... Miahahaha~

Mengidam paratha Hot & Roll pula........

huhu~

*Images credit to Google Images

Jihad Terbesar Ialah Menahan Nafsu

First Time Using Paypal

Yes, 

I know.

I'm a noob.

My sis Jard told me to do these a long time ago.

I just finally got the time and...enough boredom to do this.

And they are paying me for it!

What's not to love?

Hahaha

Anyway,

I got my first pay via Paypal!!

Click For Larger View 

I know it's a bit sikit now..

But, little little later will become hill. (Yes, bad direct translation guys. I know.)

Yeay~~

I think I just got a part-time money earning job.

Enough to pay for my obsessions for ice creams.  

I hope.... *fingers crossed

A Suicide Note

To whom it may concern,


I do not have the courage to live anymore. I don't think anyone wants me anymore. The pain and suffering is beginning to become unbearable for me. Everyday I lived looking at the empty space. Dark. Pointless. Nothing to make me want to go on with my life. I've been stuck in an empty cupboard. Large, but I'm alone. The only person I love and had once loved me, no longer cares for me. I long for her to come and reach out for me, but I realize now that that will never happen. Therefore, I decided to leave this beautiful world that I have grown to love. I want to live, I do. But I don't think there's any point in living anymore. I'm sorry. I hope with my passing, everyone can live a better life. 


I leave my bow tie to my one and only love.


Yours Truly, 
Teddy. 

A note I found on my desk. 

Bila Berdebat Dengan Orang Yang Tidak Percaya

D: Jom pegi kedai!! 

Aku: Alah malas lah mau pegi kedai ni.

D: Palui bukan ko berjalan kaki juga pegi sana! Aku drive bah!

Aku: Iya lah.. Aku malas mau get ready... Pakai tudung apa semua tu..

D: Tidak payahlah pakai tudung! Pegi jak macam tu!

Aku: Eeee tak boleh D, dosa tu. Dosa..

D: Ceh! Dosa apanya! Orang lain pun tidak pakai tudung pun bukan dapat dosa!

Aku: Ya lah. Dosa tu bukannya ko nampak D. Itu hal dorang ngan iman dorang sendiri. Kita pun try lah elakkan dosa apa semua tu.

D: Alah. Itu semua untuk akhirat lah katakan. Tiada orang yang sudah mati yang datang balik bagitau kita pasal akhirat tu. Ada kah akhirat? Tahyul semua tu.

Aku: Astaghfirullah al adzhiim... Jadi dalam Al-Quran tu macammana? Sudah kena tulis sana segala-gala nya. 

D: Al-Quran tu semua manusia yang tulis. Ikut suka hati sendiri. 

Aku: Jadi mana manusia dapat segala ilmu-ilmu pengetahuan apa semua tu? Even saintis pun merujuk Al-Quran untuk research sekarang ni.

D: Al-Quran tu wahyu Allah. Manusia tulis berdasarkan wahyu dari Allah. 

Aku: Yup betul tu.

D: Tapi ko percaya kah apa dorang tulis tu exactly yang kena bagi Allah? 

Aku: Haish.

Oleh disebabkan aku malas mau bergaduh ngan D , bagus aku diam-diam jak. 

Kalau bukan sebab hormat dengan D yang lagi tua dari aku, sudah lama aku berdebat berhabis. Takut macam hari tu aku tegur pastu teruk pula jadinya..  Sendiri mau ingat lah kalau gitu. Huhu~ 

Sedih pulak tengok ada orang macam ni.

Sedangkan hari tu sebok cakap "Daripada tengok orang menyanyi-nyanyi ni, bagus lagi kita tengok Tilawah Al-Quran. Ada lagi manfaatnya. "

Ingatkan insaf dah. Rupa-rupanya tambah jauh terpesong dia pegi..

Aku pun taktau macammana mau tegur orang ni. 

Kalau tegur nanti kena cakap kurang ajar pulak. 

Adat kita tak menggalakkan orang muda tegur orang yang tua. 

Susah. Susah. 

Beza Dulu dan Sekarang

Dulu. 
Selalu main bubut-bubut ngan kawan-kawan, sepupu-papat, adik-beradik dan pakcik makcik sebagai langkah mengeratkan silaturrahim.

Sekarang.
Untuk mengeratkan silaturrahim, kami bercerita. Itupun kalau ada benda nak diceritakan. Kalau takda, orang kata kita sombong.


Dulu.
Kalau pegi majlis kahwin orang, amik makanan sikit-sikit orang akan senyum dan anggap kita kiut. Makcik berdekatan akan suruh kita amik lebih.

Sekarang.
Kalau pegi majlis kahwin orang, amik makanan banyak-banyak orang akan pandang kita macam pelik. Makcik berdekatan akan suruh kita kurangkan makan.

Dulu.
Main bubut-bubut orang akan cakap "Biasalah, budak!".

Sekarang.
Main bubut-bubut sekarang orang akan cakap "Tua-tua tak sedar diri."

Dulu.
Kalau bergaduh ngan satu sama lain, selepas main bubut-bubut balik, semua dendam dan marah hilang begitu sahaja.


Sekarang.
Kalau bergaduh satu sama lain, sampai bertahun-tahun tak bersua muka.


Dulu.
Makan aiskrim dengan gelojohnya orang akan kata kita kiut.

Sekarang.
Makan aiskrim dengan gelojohnya orang akan kata kita tak matang......dan kiut. *wink wink*


Dulu.
Bergaduh ngan abang tak berani lawan balik.


Sekarang.
Bergaduh ngan abang berani lawan balik....tapi dalam diam....dan tanpa diketahui. HAHA!

Dulu.
Ingatkan kalau pegang tangan lelaki, perempuan akan mengandung.

Sekarang.
Well we all know the truth aite? No need to explain here. Moving on.

Dulu. 
Ingat kalau kurus dan cantik macam Lizzie McGuire (Don't tell me U guys don't know her?) orang akan anggap kita kool dan dalam sekelip mata hidup macam jadi best.

Sekarang.
Kalau tambah kurus lagi orang akan ingat aku ada Eating Disorder.

Dulu.
Bergaduh ngan adik sampai cekik-mencekik.


Sekarang.
Bergaduh hanya melibatkan mulut dan penumbuk saja.

Dulu.
Ingatkan dunia ni ada tiga kerja jak. Guru, doktor dan jurutera.

Sekarang.
Memang sangat banyak. Menyusahkan aku ja kalau list down semua pekerjaan yang ada di dunia ni.


Dulu.
Menyanyi kuat-kuat orang akan senyum dan cubit-cubit pipi aku.

Sekarang.
Menyanyi kuat-kuat orang akan marah dan tampar-tampar pipi.

Dulu.
Muka takda jerawat. Yang ada parut-parut eksiden buatan sendiri ja.


Sekarang.
Muka penuh jerawat dan parut-parut yang sewaktu dengannya.


Dulu.
Tak pakai tudung. Muka aku yang bulat jelas kelihatan. Orang nampak ja terus cubit pipi. =='''

Sekarang.
Pakai tudung. Muka still bulat. Lebih-lebih lagi kalau pakai selendang. Walaupun jumlah orang yang mencubit pipi kurang, tapi aku masih menjadi mangsa. =='''

Dulu.
Nak jadi Blossom PowerPuff Girl. Kalau tak pun nak jadi Barbie.

Sekarang.
Nak jadi Rebecca Black.

Dulu.
Benda yang paling di ingini di dunia ialah aiskrim, aiskrim, aiskrim.

Sekarang.
Benda yang paling di ingini di dunia ialah duit, duit, duit.....dan Brendon Urie.

Dulu.
Muat baju adik.

Sekarang.
Muat....kalau dikoyakkan belah kiri dan kanan.

The Drawbacks Of Having An Event In My House

It's no other event.

Nope.

My brother's erm....I don't know what it's called. 

It's when U send those 'hantaran' or some sort to the Bride-To-Be's house.

I thought they were called Engagement but they were already engaged last year. (I know I should've known this. But I wasn't there when they got engaged. Haha!)

Ok, fine, back to my main point. 

Here are a few drawback of having an event in my house.

1. We have to clean the house THOUROUGHLY before people starts coming. And I have to do most of the cleaning. Not saying that my other THREE sisters were LAZY, just want to point out that I DO ALMOST ALL THE WORK. Lalala~~ Yes, they are lazy. =P

2. We have to clean AGAIN after people left. Huh~

3. There were never anything done. There was always something to do. Can't rest even for a minute. =='''

4. My aunts always like to compare us sisters.

Makcik A: Mana satu Hen ni? 

Makcik B: Eh tek, yang anu eh, langah. (Translation: Tu yang tinggi tu) 

Makcik A: Ah, kakak dia lagi pendek rupa-rupanya. *laughs*

5. There's always something that gets stolen. My slippers, my sister's cheese cake that were suppose to be for my family only and all sorts of other small things. The latest that some kid tried to steal was my brother's kitten. DARN HER. Thank goodness we got to her before she ran away with the kitten. Fiuh~

This is the kitten she tried to steal. Pfft~

6. There were always some kids who messes with my stuffs. And abuse the kittens. NO ONE GETS TO LIVE AFTER MAKING MY KITTENS SUFFER. NO ONE.......(cleans Rambo knife)

7. I'd always stay silent during the whole event. 

8. Everyone keeps calling my name and not my other sisters. Pffftt~ At one time I had to clean the dishes, get the kid away from the kittens, go get the Parang for my dad, mop the floor and receive orders from 3 other people at the same time! Pfft~ I wonder what were my sisters doing at that time. 

9. I get too busy I don't have time to eat. When I do, the food have all gone.

10. People can't stand seeing me sit and rest for a few seconds. =='''

11. After the event, I write all those things I'm not satisfied with in my blog.

12. I spent almost an hour writing about the drawbacks of having an event in my house.

13. My head hurts thinking about the drawbacks of having an event in my house.

14. I can't stop myself from making a list.

15. Ok, I'm stopping.

16. Still trying.

17. OK!

Finally! Ok, a few last babble, even though I was deadbeat tired. But I think it was all worth it. I get to help my mom to do most of the works. Yeay! But sadly, last time I didn't get to attend my brother's Engagement last year cause I have class in matriks. And now I don't get to attend his WEDDING this 26th November coz I got exam the next day. Huhu~

Ok, here are some pictures from that day. I'm too lazy to tell about that day. Read my sis's blog. 

The hantaranS.

I know I'm the biggest. FYI, I'm not fat. I'm just big by BONE. Lalala~

See the resemblance? 

Moving to the house just next door!! Yeay~~ Xyah susah2.

My beautiful mom with the Hantaran money. 

I don't know why I put this picture. Maybe it's because of my expression? I love my sister's face by the way. Hahaha

Yea she's the kidder. I'm talking bout my little sis ya. Haha. The girl in pink hijjab is my cousin. 

Pura2 jadi model. Lalala~

 Ok credits to my sis Jard's Canon 500D and my second youngest sister as the photographer. U rock sis! 

I'm My Momma's Daughter and My Father's Girl

Today.

I didn't go to work.

I stayed at home helping around the house.

I helped clean and move stuff while Mom and Dad was busy...somewhere....I don't know~ On a DATE maybe?

And my brother was at his shop.

Both my little sisters were at school.

So I was alone.

Completely alone.

With just my kittens to play with.

I got a bit crazy.

Put on some K-POP and danced the Chicken Dance many MANY times..

While cleaning the house of course.

*wink wink*

Suddenly someone opened the front door.

I froze.

Mom: What were U doing?

Thank goodness it was only mom.. Fiuh~

I continued doing my uhm chores with less dancing.

I was sweating since it was awesome-ly hot today.

After a while,

Mom came with cempedak in her hand.

Mom: Nah, try and taste our Cempedak. Homegrown baybee~! (Of course mom didn't say baybee, it was there to make it more KEWL~ Hehehe) 

Me: Hands dirty Mom.

Then mom kindly put it in my mouth. Hehe..

Me: MANIS! :D

Then she smiled and left.

5 minutes later she came back with another cempedak.

And fed it straight to my mouth.

Mwahaha~

It's been a long time since my mom suap me.

*sob sob*

Not long after that, 

dad called.

Dad: Hen!! Pegi amik mangga tu di pokok! Ambik satu jak. (Yess, dia speaking malay. Mom speaking Inggeris. My family. So what? :P)

Me: Yessir!!

So, I went to the back of the house, climb the tall Mango tree, sweated and ignored all the Fire Ants just to get one unripe Mango.

......

Ok2, I didn't climb the tree.

The tree was a midget.

All I did was fight the Fire Ants. 

True story.

Me: Nah Dad.

My Dad peeled the Mango.

Cut it into little pieces.

And gave it to me.

Dad: Nah makan lah. Aku tau ko suka makan mangga nda masak.

MWAHAHA~~

Di manja kan Mommy dan Daddy di siang hari.

Lalala~~