Still Nothing To Say on Thursday

Wordless Wednesday

Just Got Back From Jakarta

Ok fine.

I'm just kidding.

But yesterday's trip to the city made me feel like I'm in Jakarta.

Figuratively speaking of course.

Since sometimes I can't seem to understand what they are talking about.

What dialect they're using.

Gosh was I in Kelantan too long?

=='''

I'm used to hearing people talk Semenanjung style of Malay,

U know,

 Example.

Mak Cik A: Mak Beda! Dah lame tak jumpe! *hugs and kisses 

Mak Cik Beda: *hugs back* Eh Mak A! Amboi~ "Sehat" nampak? Mesti U gune HerbaLife ni kan? 

Mak Cik A: Ye lah. Nak kelihatan cantik menawan dan anggun untuk suami tercinta. Eh, mane suami? Asal tak bawa bersame? 

Mak Cik Beda: Kitorang dah break lama dah. Dah cerai. Dier nak kahwin lagi, tapi I tak bagi. So dier ceraikan I untuk kahwin lain.  Maklumlah, I pun isteri ke-empat dier. Kalau nak kahwin lagi, mesti ceraikan sorang lagi kan? 

Mak Cik A: Oh, no wonder U nampak...uhm...tak terurus sikit.. heh 

Mak Cik Beda: Tak nak amik buang mase nak bersolek lagi, I kan dah tua. Tak macam U. Muda, anggun blahblahblahblahblah. 

Like those.

Kalau Sabah punya, 

Mak Cik A: Ui naaa Yang Beda! Lama betul uda nda jumpa tau! *hands over kapur, sirih, and pinang 

Mak Cik Beda: *Makan* A'ah. Ui naaa. Slim betul sudah ko ni! Ko guna tu kah? Yang anu tu... Herba-herba tu?  

Mak Cik A: HerbaLife bah. A'ah. Mau jugak bah aku berlawa-lawa untuk laki aku. Sekali skala bah. O ya, mana laki ko? Pergi kedai kupi lagi? 

Mak Cik Beda: Ah dia tu. Aku bukan ngan dia lagi. Cerai sudah. Mau poligami lagi. Dasar laki miang betul. Nda cukup 4, mau tambah lagi satu! Nda aku tahan tau! Kin panas tul! 

Mak Cik A: Oh... Patutpun kau ni macam... ntah...nda terurus sikit ni.. Ada lah sedikit berisi ni. 

Mak Cik Beda: Ah biarlah. Aku bukan macam kau, ada duit pegi buang masa beli herba-herba tu. Aku natural beauty bah.

(It's a little bit over-the-edge, and for the Semenanjung ones, not that good at it either. hahaha)

Ah..

But the ones I heard..

I can't find the words to spell it..

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I guess I need to get out more........

The Four Letter Word We All Know About ;)

Yes. 

We all need it.

I admit it.

Nobody in the world should live without it.

Everybody needs to at least once in their frickin miserable life to at least taste it.

Feel it.

=p

Unless of course Ur allergic to it lah.

^^

I know I'm a bit obsessed to the four letter word myself.

I find myself longing for it everyday, every hour, every minute.

Every second.

Believe me when I say that no one can have enough four letter word..

Well, at least I never get enough.

I'd always want more.

That's how greedy it can make people sometimes.

Ah~

I can't live without it.

Can't go on each day without having a glass of MILK.

As I said in earlier posts,

I'm a Milk-a-holic.

Yeay!!

What?

Did U guys think I was talking about something else?

Gosh guys,

MILK is the most known four-letter-word in the world.

Sheesh... 

Tu pun taktau..

Ish3~~