Dilarang Baca!

Tahniah.

Terang-terang aku dah cakap jangan baca kamu baca juga.

Untuk itu aku ucapkan tahniah.

The reason why I put my title like that is because I wanted to test how much people who would pay no heed to my warning and read anyway. 

How many people would take the time to go against what they're told.

Are you guys one of these people?

Orang 1: Eh, ZenMax update blog dia lah. Dilarang baca. (membaca tajuk). Eh gila kah apa orang ni, update blog tapi tak suruh orang baca lak. Ah nak baca jugak! *klik link*

Orang 2: Dilarang baca. (membaca tajuk dalam hati.) Oh... Zen tidak suruh baca lah.. Napa ah? Ada apa-apa kah? Hmm....entah-entah dia bocor rahsia sini? Bagus aku baca pastu nanti kalau dia tanya pura-pura tidak baca. Ngehehe Idea yang BERNAS! *klik profile fb aku, stalk kejap baru tekan link blog*

Orang 3: Yeay the most AWESOMEST blogger in the world updated! MUST READ!

Orang 4: Boringnya! Ah! *scrolling down fb news feed*   Oh, ada orang share link blog lah. Dilarang baca. (baca kuat2) Oh. Dia tak suruh baca. Ok! Takyah baca lah!

Beberapa minit kemudian. 

Orang 4: AH! BACA JAK LAH! *klik link*

Orang 5: Ui naaaa~~ Macam taik jak orang ni simpan title macam ni. Bah blog aku pun nanti simpan title-title macam ni supaya orang baca! Ngahahaha~~~

Orang 6: Dilarang baca. Siapa juga cakap aku mau baca?

Darn U guys.

Pantang nampak benda macam tu mau juga buat.

Macam kes tadi petang.

It was time for Asar prayers and I ask for permission from my boss (my brother) to go to the mosque to Solat.

(Sebenarnya ada surau yang tak kurang jauhnya dari masjid dan beberapa meter lagi dekat tapi aku suka masjid sebab surau tu banyak laki yang entah tengah buat apa depan surau tu. ==''')

So I took a 10 minute walk to the mosque. 

I took the stairs to get there. (yea aku exercise!!!!! miahaha~)

And on my way to the muslimah's Wudhu place, I heard something. 

So I was guessing that I'm not alone as usual just like this noon for Zohor prayer.

So I went in because the door was wide open.

To my surprise, I was surprised. 

So so FRICKIN SURPRISED.

Masuk masjid dengan niat yang baik mau solat apa suma,

tiba-tiba nampak pula kucing tengah bertungkus-lumus meneran keluar sisa-sisa makanan dari pintu belakangnya.

Kelihatan kucing tu begitu bersungguh-sungguh.

Mau halau, tapi kesian pula.

Let it finish first, I thought.

Haish~

It's a good thing it did it's thing not really jeopardizing the kesucian of the place.

Amik jak Wudhu,

Solat,

pastu kuar.

I looked back at the door.

There's a sign that says "Please close the door after use."

I rubbed my eyes a few times.

Aku rabun kah?

Jadi aku baca balik.

Yup.

I'm getting old but my eyes still works perfectly.

It clearly says CLOSE DOOR.

Why in the world is it not CLOSED?

Hu~

Hu~ 

*taking a deep breath*

Xpa, mungkin orang last lupa tutup.

Mungkin orang tu buta huruf.

Mungkin orang tu buta...

Sabar3...

Kalau marah nanti cepat tua. 

Miahaha~~

=p