I Like To Annoy People

On a busy and boring day at home,

My mom was taking a nap at the couch.

So I figured "Why not annoy her for fun?"

Yea my evil mind is working perfectly!

I wanna do this. 

So I gave it a shot.

Me: Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, momma, momma, momma, momma, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, umi, umi, umi, umi, umi, umi, umi, umi, mak, mak, mak, mak, mak, mak, mak, mak, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, umi, mak, mama, mum, mum, mum, mom, mom, mom, mak, mak, mak, mak, mak, mak.

*DEBUKK!!!* 

Something big and soft hit my head. 

Sis: SHUT UP!!! 

My sister had thrown a teddy bear at my head. 

I looked back at my mom. She's still sleeping.

The trick did not work on her.

Darn.

Oh well, at least I annoyed someone.

MIAHAHAH~

P/S: I tried this one before, and it worked. Don't know why it didn't this time.

Probably she's to darn tired to response.

Huhu~

When I'm Bored And Got Nothing To Do

I got four months of holiday,

and unemployed.

Unless U consider what I do almost everyday which is looking after my bro's shop,

or you could say; taking care of my big brother like a baby (Hehehe just joking) a JOB, then I'm good.

So the boredom disease came by a lot.

And seriously,

A LOT.

Every single day.

I just sit around, play around with the laptop (not mine) and facebook all the time.

Honestly facebook bores me to death.

==''

Normally, when I'm bored, I'd do these.

At Home.

1. Annoy my mother.

2. Annoy my sisters.

3. Watch a book.

4. Feel a book.

5. Touch a book.

6. Read a book.

7. Taste a book.

8. Jump all around the house.

9. Climb a tree. (I rarely do these nowadays.)

10. Go on top of our huge water tank and enjoy the view. =D

11. Poke my cat with a stick.

12. Poke my brother with a stick.

13. Poke my dad with a stick.

14. Draw some random things all over my desk. (I used to have one. Now it belongs to my sister.... T.T)

15. Create miniature homes....using toenails.(joking, joking. I just found another way of recycling those keratins.....Bake a cake. )

16. Bake a cake.

17. Bake my cat.

18. Perform liposuction on my siblings. My regular customer is my brother. Lalala~

19. Perform various surgeries on a dead fish before cooking it and feeding it to my cats.

20. Perform various surgeries on my brother before he realize that bits of him were cut off. (U should thank me bro)

21. Fishing.....in my dad's fish pond.

22. Clean the house.

At my room back in USM.

1. Sleep.

2. Play guitar.

3. Sleep.

4. Annoy Tini.

5. Sleep.

6. Eat.

7. Eat.

8. Putting food into my mouth.

At my bro's shop.

1. Play Internet.

2. Watch downloaded movies.

3. Walk around town.

4. Poke my brother with a stick. (In this case, I find poking with my index finger does pretty much the same effect to his annoyed level as does the stick.)

5. Facebook. Huh..... 

6. Look at the customer. 

7. Smile at them.

8. Curse at them when they call me 'kak'. 

9. Eat more ice cream!

What I do when I'm bored differs with places. 

Don't you?

Lalala~~

(Hari ni aku merapu lagi. Yeye~) 

4 bulan buat benda yang sama. Yeay freedom. 

==''

Dilarang Baca!

Tahniah.

Terang-terang aku dah cakap jangan baca kamu baca juga.

Untuk itu aku ucapkan tahniah.

The reason why I put my title like that is because I wanted to test how much people who would pay no heed to my warning and read anyway. 

How many people would take the time to go against what they're told.

Are you guys one of these people?

Orang 1: Eh, ZenMax update blog dia lah. Dilarang baca. (membaca tajuk). Eh gila kah apa orang ni, update blog tapi tak suruh orang baca lak. Ah nak baca jugak! *klik link*

Orang 2: Dilarang baca. (membaca tajuk dalam hati.) Oh... Zen tidak suruh baca lah.. Napa ah? Ada apa-apa kah? Hmm....entah-entah dia bocor rahsia sini? Bagus aku baca pastu nanti kalau dia tanya pura-pura tidak baca. Ngehehe Idea yang BERNAS! *klik profile fb aku, stalk kejap baru tekan link blog*

Orang 3: Yeay the most AWESOMEST blogger in the world updated! MUST READ!

Orang 4: Boringnya! Ah! *scrolling down fb news feed*   Oh, ada orang share link blog lah. Dilarang baca. (baca kuat2) Oh. Dia tak suruh baca. Ok! Takyah baca lah!

Beberapa minit kemudian. 

Orang 4: AH! BACA JAK LAH! *klik link*

Orang 5: Ui naaaa~~ Macam taik jak orang ni simpan title macam ni. Bah blog aku pun nanti simpan title-title macam ni supaya orang baca! Ngahahaha~~~

Orang 6: Dilarang baca. Siapa juga cakap aku mau baca?

Darn U guys.

Pantang nampak benda macam tu mau juga buat.

Macam kes tadi petang.

It was time for Asar prayers and I ask for permission from my boss (my brother) to go to the mosque to Solat.

(Sebenarnya ada surau yang tak kurang jauhnya dari masjid dan beberapa meter lagi dekat tapi aku suka masjid sebab surau tu banyak laki yang entah tengah buat apa depan surau tu. ==''')

So I took a 10 minute walk to the mosque. 

I took the stairs to get there. (yea aku exercise!!!!! miahaha~)

And on my way to the muslimah's Wudhu place, I heard something. 

So I was guessing that I'm not alone as usual just like this noon for Zohor prayer.

So I went in because the door was wide open.

To my surprise, I was surprised. 

So so FRICKIN SURPRISED.

Masuk masjid dengan niat yang baik mau solat apa suma,

tiba-tiba nampak pula kucing tengah bertungkus-lumus meneran keluar sisa-sisa makanan dari pintu belakangnya.

Kelihatan kucing tu begitu bersungguh-sungguh.

Mau halau, tapi kesian pula.

Let it finish first, I thought.

Haish~

It's a good thing it did it's thing not really jeopardizing the kesucian of the place.

Amik jak Wudhu,

Solat,

pastu kuar.

I looked back at the door.

There's a sign that says "Please close the door after use."

I rubbed my eyes a few times.

Aku rabun kah?

Jadi aku baca balik.

Yup.

I'm getting old but my eyes still works perfectly.

It clearly says CLOSE DOOR.

Why in the world is it not CLOSED?

Hu~

Hu~ 

*taking a deep breath*

Xpa, mungkin orang last lupa tutup.

Mungkin orang tu buta huruf.

Mungkin orang tu buta...

Sabar3...

Kalau marah nanti cepat tua. 

Miahaha~~

=p

Rasa Pelik Semacam

Serius tiba-tiba rasa sedih lak.

Sangat sedih.

Nampaknya aku akan keboringan 4 bulan cuti ni......

Xpa, aku revise balik lah nota2 lama....

Belajar...

Napa aku rasa macam mau muntah jak dengar perkataan belajar tu?

Hish~

The Story So Far

Exams are over.

Yea~~~

I could've sworn I heard fireworks and people cheering like they have beaten Tsunami when we got out of the hall that day for our last paper.

Apa kes ada orang tua dalam gambar ni? Kami semua muda-muda belaka lagi ok.....

Or it could be side effects from a sleep-deprived me.....

Who knows....?

Well, well, well.

We all know that after exams, students would go PAAARTEEEY~ (read: party)

Movie Marathon, jalan-jalan, movies some more... 

Yup. Party.

Fun, fun, fun, fun....

Yea, what's more fun than not having a roommate and living alone in the room and having Ur laptop crushed when U needed it the most?

(This is one of the reason I didn't get much study for OSPE...laptop rosak...ceh alasan!)

So, last night, "celebrating" my temporary freedom, guess what I did?

zZzZzZzZz~~~~~

Fool around.

Play my guitar.

Play with Tini's laptop. (he.he.he...)

Sleep some more.

That night was the only highlight of my day yesterday.

Watched a movie.

Yup.

Read it again.

Watched A movie.

One frickin movie only.

So much for movie marathoning.

After the movie,

I slept....soundly....only to be disturbed early in the morning around 2am by the frickin electricity.

It got hot.

I had to open the window,

Creating the opportunities to let in some of God's most ferocious bugs...

They aimed for my legs.....my BEAUTIFUL legs...(ehem3...)

I scratched so hard last night it put me to sleep.

I slept....for a while...

Until I heard some human-like hyenas laughing and giggling like there's no end to it I woke up furious. And it's only close to 3am in the morning. I've been asleep for what, 10-20 minutes? 

Darn them...

Tini got so mad she screamed at them (I think, or was I dreaming?) but that didn't stop them.

No sir. They laugh even harder.

I went back to sleep anyway.

Because finally the fan was back on.

Yihaaa~!

Woke up at 8am because of the darn electricity again.

Had a few more problems with it a few times after that.

Other than today being extremely hot,

guess what I did today?

Come on.

Guess.

Yup.

Exactly what I did.

That was the only thing I could do.

Yea~ 

Freedom is sooo sweet.

I wanted to draw for this entry, but since I'm not using my laptop, I got lazy...

Musim Study2 Ni

I gained 10kg.

=.='''' 

Xpa. 

Stress kan.

Xpa...

Forgiven.....

Nanti cuti 4 bulan tu sempat obesiti...

MIAHAHA~~