Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Tragic Story of Teddy and His Friends

Once upon a time,
a few years ago,
A little girl from a small town was about to have her 13th birthday.
Her name was Annie.

She had a beautiful and loving family,
but she felt that it would not be complete without her sister.
Her beloved sister was away at a faraway land,
And could not attend her birthday party.
She was sad.

However,
On the day of her birthday,
Annie received a package.

A big one.

She looked at the sender's address,
and was excited to know that it came from her sister!

She opened it vigorously,
and found out that the content was a cute brown teddy bear.



She hugged it instantly,
And was really happy!

She thought that she was at the age where teddies would seem to be immature,
but she didn't care.
It was cute,
It's a gift,
And it's for her!

She couldn't care less!

She named the teddy bear, Teddy.

*ketawa terbahak2 dalam hati kejap....*

She brought it to sleep with her every night,
until to the point where she couldn't sleep without it.

She loved it so much as it was her first teddy bear.
She promised Teddy that she would never leave him.
And that she will always love him more than anything.

One day,
Momma Annie was cleaning up Annie's room.

While she was cleaning,
she came across a foul smell.

She looked around,
and found out that it came from Teddy.

"This thing got to go and get a bath. It STINKS!!" She exclaimed in disgust.

She immediately took Teddy to the washing machine, and put it in.
Washed, Spinned, Rinsed, Dried.

Then Momma Annie put it back on Annie's bed,
and pretended as if nothing happened.

After Annie came back from school that evening,
She ran to her bedroom.
Hugged her teddy bear usual,
but noticed something was odd.
She sniffed, and sniffed, and sniffed.

She made a face...

"Teddy? Is this U? U....smell.........NICE~!"

And then Momma Annie came in,
trying to show Annie that she did a good job.
To look at her happy face that Teddy no longer smells.

But, to her surprise,
Annie was far from happy.
She was crying.

"Momma!!! Teddy smells nice!!!!!!!" Sobbed Annie.

"Yes, why? Is it a bad thing?" Momma Annie replied, confused.

"OF COURSE IT IS!!! SOB...SOB....I WANT IT TO SMELL LIKE ME!! NOW IT'S NOT!!! UWAAAA~!!" screamed Annie.

And that was the end of Teddy's life with Annie.
She kept him in her wardrobe,
and Teddy has not seen light since....

Then, for Annie's 14th birthday,
Momma Annie gave her another plush toy.
A Mashimaro toy.
A BIG one.





Really big.

She named it, MASHIMARO.

*Achuuuu~*

She loved it so.
However it was too big that she could not bring it to sleep.
Instead, she only put it in her room.

One day,
her family made a party at her house,
celebrating her sister's return.
She wanted to show her sister of her enormous Mashimaro.

She brought her Mashimaro outside,
and left it at the living room.
And then she went in search of her beloved sister.

After searching high and low,
no luck.
Her sister was too busy for her.
So she came back to her Mashimaro to put it back in her room.

When she got to Mashimaro,
She went STARK RAVING MAD!

A group of 3-6 year olds were riding on it like it was some kind of horse.
Some kids were biting it, and some were pulling on its ears.
She wanted to KILL ALL OF THE KIDS,
but since there were too many witness,
she approach the kids gently,
and told them off with no luck.

She smiled,
and then she whispered something to their ears one by one.
And after she was finished with one,
That kid would run as fast as he/she can,
and some would even cry.

The point is,
they all left.
Leaving the injured, torn up Mashimaro behind.

Annie broken heartedly took it to her room.
And left it in her wardrobe,
next to her long time friend, Teddy.

That was the last night Mashimaro was a toy.

The next day,
Annie came back home from school to find out that Momma Annie has made new pillows.


They were soft!
And comfortable!

Momma Annie gave one pillow to her,
and kept the biggest pillow all to herself.

"Momma, where did you get all the materials for these soft pillows?" asked curious Annie.

"Well, where else? Mashimaro of course!" Momma answered without any hint of guilt.

And that was how Annie found out that she will never see Mashimaro again....

A few years later,
When Annie was 19,
She received another Teddy Bear.

She named it,
Ted.

*Hahahaha*

How long will this friendship last??????

HAHAHA let's wait and see....

^^V

Acclamation: This story is only half true. Some of it were made up, while some of it are real. Which one is real? Which one is fake? Well, the beloved sister part was just made up. She's not that beloved... Hahaha sorry Jared!!! Miahahaha~

O ya, I kinda suck at writing,
so faham2 je lah....
Ni karangan budak2.

*Pic credit to Google Images*

4 comments:

mndg said...

I don't know teddy bear can give you so much " pleasure " when you sleep! hahahahah =)

Jard The Great said...

siot ja ko hen. cilaka!

kartiniabdulhaq said...

hahahahahaa...i know which one is real which one is fake!hohohohhoooo... XD

Zenmax said...

@mndg, aku tau lah ko otak kuneeng... Bdak2 bh tu....

@jard, hahahahaha i love u sis.. ^^V

@tini, hahahaha ya lah tu......